The cat in the christmas hat is so very very fat,he lay on the mat for years and years until he was flat, his name is nat,he chased a rat,he did like a big chat
And he did like bats,The bats were as big as Santa,So the reindeer could cantor,With bats on there backs, the reindeers sat on the mat next to the cat in the Christmas hat, then went for a cantor next to Santa.
Nat now sat on the mat not lay not pray but sat on the mat,He could just not stand to stand up,he is just too fat.
He lay on the mat until he was so fat, that he was so fat he could not get through the cat flap,He is just too fat,the cat who was fat,
Fat with a Christmas hat,So he lay there for days, weeks, months and even years for ever but then something bad happens the Christmas cat died.